There have been a lot of jellyfish in the news lately, and by that I mean it's possible that there have been a lot of jellyfish stories in the news lately. I have no idea, really, but I've personally encountered the same jellyfish story twice in 48 hours, and since taking one's own personal experience, writing about it at breathless, context-free length and behaving as though you've uncovered a massing panic of national consequence is how the media works now, I figured I might as well board the Journalism 2.0 train. So what I meant to say there was INVADING MONSTER JELLYFISH WILL DEVOUR US WHOLE, AND ALSO I THINK THAT THEY ARE RACIST.